Monday 2 December 2013

Merry f****n xmas....

So there I was, getting my tree up, xmas curtains up, wrapping presents and other xmassy crap, and then it started........
Tree had balancing little plastic thingamabobs, one of them broke.
I asked mr. to put shelves to the kitchen so I can get shit off the table...I'm gonna glue the shelves to the brackets, as my engineer brained derp can't get screws in properly.
To top it all, I wanted to give the sofa a bit of a clean. It's always been a bit tatty, and I have used the stain remover before......
So here's a round up of things so far.....


Somehow I find this appropriate time for starting up new traditions for yuletide, including an intake of crack and worshipping satan.
Don't even get me started how I hate the kitchen wallpaper........
-von bitch

2 comments:

  1. Dang I thought my day was going bad, but your day sounds much worse. :/ Some redneck hints would be to open a bottle of wine, throw a sheet on the couch, get a cardboard box and draw a picture of a Christmas tree on it then write donations on it and get you some good silicone and put the shelves up. If that don't work, duck tape works all kinds of wonders. :) Sorry your day was crappy, hope tomorrow is better!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. It'll be better. Indeed I dug out a nice sheet to throw on the sofa, and shelves are more or less sorted, now just get xmas tree put up, got a planter pot and some decorative stones, Imma wedge the thing in the plantpot, and the stones will not only keep it upright but give enough weight to stay balanced. Redneck hints are the best, if I could've gotten that topped with a nice serving of moose soup... :D

      Delete